Pink Dolphins Are Totally Real And They Are Fabulous!

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The Pink Dolphin, also known as the Amazon river dolphin, is a freshwater dolphin that any My Little Pony fan would be proud to be reincarnated as.

It possesses a brain 40 percent larger than a human’s and is rumored to be quite the devil with local ladies. Also, it’s pink. Really, really pink.

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Have you ever seen anything more fabulous than a pink dolphin?!

The Pink Dolphin looks like it swam right out of a cartoon.

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With that happy smile on its face..

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…And hopping through life.

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Just look at that happy face!

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They are actually albino Dolphins…

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…Which only makes them cooler.

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They are extremely rare, but there are still a few left in the Amazon river.

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They are rumored to be quite the devil with local ladies.

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But if you are a Caiman or Piranha — be afraid, be VERY afraid…

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…While this pink Cadillac of the Amazonia appears as harmless as it is adorable, it is a skilled hunter and possesses a particular taste for piranha flesh!

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Wait … no! It’s not supposed to go this way. Mommy!


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