LEGO has been around for 84 years already, which proves that we secretly love to torture ourselves. On the other hand, what’s a better way to wake up in the morning than screaming in agony after stepping on a LEGO brick while barefoot? The pain is so agonizing, that, if you’ve ever owned a LEGO, we’re pretty sure you’d rather walk over hot stones than step on that teeny tiny colorful brick. But, of course, despite being the number one cause of swearing at home, LEGO remains a timeless game that helps to unlock our creative geniuses even in today’s modern world of smartphones and laptops.
If you’re getting sentimental already, you’ll definitely love this list of 20 LEGO jokes we’ve collected below!
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#1. Next time I step on Lego, I will simply get taller. I’m a bloody genius
#2. Try To Get My Dark Side
#3. What some people can build with LEGOS vs Me
#4. My son was excited to find Daddy in his new Lego kit
#5. What I remember most about LEGOs
#6. This is how my son was sleeping. He may be immortal
#7. I guess they’re just stuck like that now
#8. Seen At My Doctors Office
#10. My friend told his kids they had to share the LEGO table – this is the outcome
#11. I’ll never LEGO
#12. When You Turn 100 And Can’t Play With LEGO Anymore
#13. Today I Learned That Raspberries Make Great LEGO Afros
#14. I’m adventurous, not crazy!
#15. My Wife Rescued This Guy From Our Vacuum
#16. Are you ready?
#17. He Went To The Barber And Asked For That LEGO Skin Fade
#18. Blizzard On The Redhorn Pass
#20. Battle Strategies