Some might say horses are noble, majestic animals that bring joy and delight to children everywhere.
We, on the other hand, know better! Here are 13 reasons why horses are the most terrifying animals on earth!
#1. Horses can keep up appearances by innocently hopping about…
…Doing silly dances and looking all majestic and stuff
#2. That might fool some people…
#3. …But not us! Horses have a seriously sinister side!
#4. All of them are in on a global conspiracy to scare the bejubus out of us!
#5. From young…
#6. …To old
#7. They can’t help it either, they just do so by simply being present
With that big head, giant teeth and them diabolical eyes…
#8. Almost never are they up to any good.
#9. …Sometimes not subtle at all
#10. Either way, they can’t be trusted!
#11. Besides, they are just insanely big!
#12. Even fake horses are scary
#13. So folks, just avoid them at all cost!
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